27 Aug 72
The Perry and Sherry showLate Night Line-Up Craven Arms The Vanishing Hedgerows Dieppe 1942
Clive James’s debut column
03 Sep 72
Wood Lane’s wonder boysOlympic Games, Munich, Week 1
Auntie goes to Munich
VBM merges 03 Sep & 10 Sep content
10 Sep 72
Mood change at MunichOlympic Games, Munich, Week 2
17 Sep 72
Blockbuster in a mistIf Britain Had Fallen Late Night Line-Up World in Action Midweek Nationwide Z-Cars Softly, Softly Van der Valk Betjeman in Australia A Class by Himself Miss Great Britain 1972
Storm over England
24 Sep 72
Compassion in transitThe Block Late Night Line-Up The Watercress Girl The Mill My Wife Next Door Home James Film 72 Midweek Controversy
01 Oct 72
Confusing the issuesWorld in Action Midweek The Bronx Is Burning A Subject of Struggle Late Night Line-Up Mastermind Out of the Box Hamlet Breeze Anstey War and Peace
08 Oct 72
Dodging the big oneWar and Peace Six Faces Rural Rides Betjeman in Australia World in Action Controversy The Incredible Robert Baldick Mrs Warren’s Profession The Millionairess Peer Gynt Z-Cars Softly, Softly
Overture to War and Peace
15 Oct 72
Bananas with the DuchessThe Duchess of Malfi Six Faces The Creditors The Reporters Scoop The Insect Man Man Alive World in Action Panorama
22 Oct 72
Cuddling up with TolstoyWar and Peace
Tolstoy makes TV History
29 Oct 72
Heroes and hardwareColditz Hedda Gabler Man Alive Full House
05 Nov 72
Eating your interviewerLate Night Line-up Anywhere but England Weekend World Full House
12 Nov 72
Hitler turned hoodThe Gangster Show Looking In 50 Years of Music Sez Les Monty Python’s Flying Circus The Royal Variety Performance Mastermind The Ashes of Atlantis Dead of Night
19 Nov 72
The Great Weariness bogyFilm 72 The Price of Violence Panorama One Man’s China America A Phoenix Too Frequent Better than the Movies Mastermind The Nine O'Clock News News at Ten
26 Nov 72
Rattigan revisitedThe General’s Day World in Action The Commanders The Edwardians Man Alive The Taming of the Shrew The Strauss Family
03 Dec 72
Lobbing match over a cat’s-cradleSomething to Say The Commanders King Oedipus The Bankrupt The Edwardians America Omnibus
Knickers
10 Dec 72
[exists but orig. title unknown]Miss World Talk-in But Seriously — It’s Sheila Hancock The Web World in Action Midweek Man Alive
Liberating Miss World
Obs issue missing, VBM version temp subst
17 Dec 72
Observer issue missing
24 Dec 72
Observer issue missing
31 Dec 72
Observer issue missing
^ 1973
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07 Jan 73
Bad for bizAt Last the 1973 Show Top of the Year A Star is Born Dietrich Love Story 4th M/F. Sh. Flat Fanfare Ironside
A Living Legend
14 Jan 73
The search for HitlerReal Time The Adventures of Don Quixote Shakespeare or Bust Lloyd George The Death of Adolf Hitler
21 Jan 73
Soap-operatic splendourTwo Old Dears The Brothers Conjugal Rights Land of Green Ginger Arturo Ui Monty Python’s Flying Circus
28 Jan 73
When life begins at fiftyKisses at Fifty Whoops Baghdad
04 Feb 73
Redeeming appearancesZ-Cars Softly, Softly The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club Man Alive All in a Day Comedy Playhouse Crosstalk
11 Feb 73
Authority and control(News programme policy) Song at Twilight Country Matters America War and Peace Love Story European Figure Skating
Several illegible lines
18 Feb 73
Potter’s wheels within wheelsOnly Make Believe Come Dancing
25 Feb 73
Jokers at workOmnibus Show of the Week One Pair of Eyes A Point in Time Love Story For Sylvia, or the Air Show
04 Mar 73
Exaltation on iceWorld Figure-Skating Championships The Frost Programme Parkinson Firing Line Metro-Land The Saboteurs of Telemark Panorama
11 Mar 73
Keeping the weenies quietTop of the Pops Operation Magic Carpet Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? Alias Smith and Jones My Father Hokusai Edith Evans Whicker’s South Seas
Likely Lads
18 Mar 73
Pins and needlesThe Question of Ulster Horizon World in Action The Pearcross Girls Country Matters Enclosed Hard Labour Miss England, Miss Scotland and Miss Wales The Special London Bridge Special The Kinks In Concert
25 Mar 73
Home fires dampenerThe Maltese Falcon Pot Black The World About Us When Johnny Comes Marching Home Frost The Sunday Debate Achilles Heel Man Above Men Judas Goat Man Alive Ironside Leap in the Dark
01 Apr 73
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
08 Apr 73
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
15 Apr 73
Caught on the hop by FrostShow of the Week Open Door Man Alive Olga Midweek Total Eclipse Steeleye Span In Concert Party Political Broadcast
22 Apr 73
Call for the swordsmenPot Black A Thinking Man as Hero Panorama Man Alive World in Action
29 Apr 73
Olivier’s Great JourneyLong Day’s Journey Into Night Owen MD A Thinking Man as Hero Billy Smart’s Circus The Old Grey Whistle Test Menace
06 May 73
Nixon through the night skyRichard Nixon This Week World in Action For the Sake of Appearance One Pair of Eyes A Picture of Katherine Mansfield
Nixon on the skids
13 May 73
It’s Carry On CommentatorThe U-Boat War Cup Final Sportsnight World in Action The Old Grey Whistle Test McCartney The Ascent of Man That Monday Morning Feeling Party Political Broadcast
Harry Commentator
20 May 73
Banging the door openOpen Door The Philpott File World in Action That Monday Morning Feeling Horizon The Caucasian Chalk Circle The Appointment Between the Wars Milligan in Spring
27 May 73
Allsop in wild New York CityThe World About Us Midweek Man Alive Panorama World in Action Philpott The Team Kali-Yug, Goddess of Vengeance Ironside Metro-Land Cider with Rosie Jumping for the Jelly-Beans
03 Jun 73
Nut week’s flying startBBC News Sodom and Gomorrah The Citadel The Phantom of the Opera Hollywood: The Dream Factory The Sand Pebbles Die Entführung aus dem Serail That’s Life A Picture of Katherine Mansfield Pot Black Philpott The Song of Songs
10 Jun 73
It certainly can be bad, Sport!Reporter At Large Can’t Be Bad If It’s Sport, Sport Warship Three’s One Omnibus Charles Darwin Lived Here The Sky at Night Cinema
17 Jun 73
Caught by the throatZ-Cars World in Action Romantic v. Classic Art It’s a Knockout A Little Touch of Schmilsson in the Night The Old Grey Whistle Test M.A.S.H Sam The Roses of Eyam
Eddie Waring Communicates
24 Jun 73
Don’t miss the busSam Song of Songs The Energy Crunch Who Needs a Conductor?
01 Jul 73
[exists but orig. title unknown]Miss TV Times 73 A Kind of Freedom Divorce His, Divorce Hers
Kinds of freedom
Observer issue missg, VBM temp subst
08 Jul 73
[exists but orig. title unknown]Panorama One Pair of Eyes The World of the Eleventh Duke
Blue-bloods on parade
Obs issue missg, VBM 08 & 22 Jul temp subst
15 Jul 73
Observer issue missing
22 Jul 73
[exists but orig. title unknown]Panorama One Pair of Eyes The World of the Eleventh Duke
Blue-bloods on parade
Obs issue missg, VBM 08 & 22 Jul temp subst
29 Jul 73
Observer issue missing
05 Aug 73
Observer issue missing
12 Aug 73
Observer issue missing
19 Aug 73
[exists but orig. title unknown]Hadleigh
Squire Hadleigh
Observer issue missg, VBM temp subst
26 Aug 73
[Francis Matthews letter](Letter from Francis Matthews)
Observer issue missing
02 Sep 73
Donny, Spike and all thatTop of the Pops Milligan in Summer The Play’s The Thing The Middle-of-the-road Roadshow for All the Family High Kampf Yesterday's Witness Midweek The World of Liberace The Edinburgh Military Tattoo Miss Great Britain The Most Magnificent and Expensive Diversion
09 Sep 73
Two sides to the truthMastermind Controversy Ten Years On The Promised Land
16 Sep 73
Moonbase blast-offStar Trek Moonbase 3 Softly, Softly Spy Trap The Death of Glory Controversy The Fly
Drained crystals
23 Sep 73
Solzhenitsyn’s ‘Love Girl’The Love Girl and the Innocent
30 Sep 73
Magnus Polo’s travelsChina The Unlucky Australians The Sydney Opera House
07 Oct 73
With Whicker in a gay worldShow of the Week Whicker Way Out West China The Brontës of Haworth Jane Eyre
14 Oct 73
The phantom PhantomsMidweek The Horse of the Year Show Cut and Thrust Omnibus The Dragon’s Opponent The Ballad of Henry Ford Second House Aquarius
21 Oct 73
Fighting it out in a sandy seaThis Week Real Time The Life Game Horizon Helen — A Woman of Today Spy Trap Moonbase 3
28 Oct 73
Bus-ride to ArmageddonNews Extra Nationwide One Pair of Eyes Horizon Panorama Eastward with Attenborough Danger — Take Two a Day Ego Hugo
04 Nov 73
The Borneo bomberEastward with Attenborough Springhill Coronation Street Diana Thank You, Ron Jack Point The World at War The Steadfast Tin Soldier Quite a Family The Black and White Minstrel Show
11 Nov 73
The way the war was won?The Way the War was Won The Book Programme Horizon
18 Nov 73
Steeplechase to the altarThe Frost Show (Coverage of Anne & Mark wedding)
Anne and Mark get married
25 Nov 73
The jolly SwastikaTarget Tirpitz Midweek Europa World Cinema The World at War The Runaway
02 Dec 73
The miracle of Sir HughCudlipp and be Damned
Just call me ‘Captain’
09 Dec 73
The golden crumpetThe Golden Bowl Call My Bluff Miss London 1973 Sitting on a Fortune Last Night Another Soldier... Banzai! Elton John and Bernie Taupin Say Goodbye To Norma Jean And Other Things
16 Dec 73
Happiness is Flynn-shapedScaramouche Happy being Happy The Year of the Torturer Sunday Night at the London Palladium
23 Dec 73
A distinct shortage of juiceThe Two Ronnies Anchors Aweigh Barbra Spy Trap
30 Dec 73
Anything for a laughCasino Royale The Fox Wuthering Heights The Odd Couple Modern Times How the West Was Won Christmas Music from Lincoln The Stanley Baxter Big Picture Show Match of the Day Morecambe and Wise Carry On Christmas Dick Emery The Benny Hill Show Kula — a Reason for Giving
^ 1974
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06 Jan 74
Cleo in CuckoolandThe Languages of Animals News at Ten Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum Cleopatra Alpha Beta The World at War The World About Us Sporting Superstars Call My Bluff
13 Jan 74
Through dune and wadiHoliday 74 What’s It All About? Confrontation at Clay Cross Cilla Colditz Z-Cars News at Ten
Earthshrinker
20 Jan 74
Medicine man called GellerOthello Is Seeing Believing? News at Ten Tuesday Documentary The Lonely Man’s Lover Vienna 1900 Beryl’s Lot Cinderella on Ice
The bending of the spoons
27 Jan 74
Rugby-watcher’s sob-storyFrost’s Weekly Rugby Special Dummy Run Up and Under Columbo The Changeling Within These Walls Horizon The World About Us
03 Feb 74
It really is fantastic!All Good Men Barlow The Pallisers The World of Hugh M. Hefner
More like it
10 Feb 74
Facilitated to deathNationwide The Brothers Panorama Six from Colditz Barlow Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?
17 Feb 74
The Merchant of MillerThe Merchant of Venice The Writing’s on the Wall Come Dancing Young Scientists of the Year
A pound of flash
24 Feb 74
Earnest and the ElectionThe Importance of being Earnest Come Dancing Best in the Ballroom The World at War World in Action News at Ten
03 Mar 74
[Election Special, part](General Election coverage)
Page scan incomplete
10 Mar 74
Kahn goes Boom!Midweek The Future Goes Boom! Nicol Williamson The Public's Right to Know
Hermie
17 Mar 74
Children of the Holy WarWhatever Happened to the Likely Lads? Children in Crossfire Napoleon and Love
Fortune is a woman
24 Mar 74
[No column submitted]
Clive James filming in Paris
31 Mar 74
Enter the ChancellorThe Brothers Night and Day Panorama Electric Folk Max Come Dancing What On Earth Are We Doing? Four Corners of the Marketplace The World at War
07 Apr 74
Supercharged SuffragettesThe Pallisers Shoulder to Shoulder BBC News Extra Midweek Philpott The World About Us
14 Apr 74
Facing our WaterlooEurovision Song Contest
What Katie did
21 Apr 74
Real — but artificialThe Family Shoulder to Shoulder The World at War The Japanese Experience A Rothschild and his Red Gold Man Alive Catholics On Tour with The Osmonds Aquarius Big Bands Ravel The Pallisers
28 Apr 74
Barbarity to childrenBaa Baa, Black Sheep Panorama Success Story A Place in History
05 May 74
Noddy and the lunch-breaksSuccess Story Good Afternoon Really, Raquel Federico Fellini Pot Black Sportsnight Jack Charlton — The Boss
Noddy gets it on
12 May 74
Some Final thoughtsCup Final Knock-Out Success Story Full Circle Panorama Dear Love Shoulder to Shoulder
19 May 74
O Lord, preserve usStars on Sunday See You Sunday Twelfth Night Aquarius Success Story Lord Peter Wimsey
Why Viola, thou art updated!
26 May 74
[No column submitted]
Clive James on assignment, USA
02 Jun 74
Consolations from America(Television Advertising) The Movie Quiz The Matteotti Affair Cleo Laine
09 Jun 74
Over-dumb about YogaThe Roots of Yoga Man Alive
Wisdom of the East
16 Jun 74
Kick-off at the World Cup sleep-in(World Cup coverage) Nationwide The Trial of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg In Vision The Living Wall Search for Life The Accursed Kings The Pallisers
23 Jun 74
Black horror showIdi Amin — A Portrait The Family Almost a Sickness Panorama Man Alive The Secrets of Sleep Seven Faces of Woman Intent to Murder
30 Jun 74
So much for StradivariusThe Tommy Cooper Hour Thick as Thieves World Cup The Couch Panorama Horizon
07 Jul 74
One minute of irrelevant silenceWorld Cup Wimbledon Panorama The 1,000 Plane Raid The Broken Bridge Man Alive The Glory That Remains Sprout What the Papers Say
14 Jul 74
That old sinking sensationLove from A to Z Moods of Love World Cup The Race for the Double Helix Panorama Comedy Playhouse The Old Grey Whistle Test I Know What I Meant Convictions
Hi! I’m Liza
21 Jul 74
Morecambe, Mercer and WiseAndré Previn Meets... Omnibus Centre Play Horizon Man Alive Julia and Dick in Covent Garden Today Showjumping from Hickstead
28 Jul 74
Checked and double checkedNews at Ten Moonwalk One British Grand Prix Whicker The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau The Ship That Never Sailed Village Hall Man Alive The World About Us André Previn Meets... What is Jazz?
04 Aug 74
Sir Lew and the serpent of old NileAntony and Cleopatra
11 Aug 74
Plugged out of the action(Nixon) News at Ten Midweek McCloud
Exit Tricky Dick
18 Aug 74
From Ulster to the OsmondsOmnibus at the Proms Ulster — Five Long Years The Rise and Fall of DDT The World About Us We Call Them Killers The Osmonds
Hot lolly
25 Aug 74
Fuzz on the screenJustice Ironside The Inheritors The Haggard Falcon America Wynford Pathfinders
Rough justice
01 Sep 74
Cops and sopranosKojak The Marcus-Nelson Murders Till Tomorrow Julie Andrews and Jackie Gleason Together Holiday with Strings The Thirties Revisited After the Parcel Exploded Wynford Preludes
08 Sep 74
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
15 Sep 74
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
22 Sep 74
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
29 Sep 74
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
06 Oct 74
I’d just like to say...Panorama Softly, Softly Worldwide: China Today Twiggs Father Brown Campaign Report The Frost Interview Microbes and Men
The Hawk walks
13 Oct 74
The Night of the MachinesElection 74
Bob’s wonderful machines
20 Oct 74
Bees with PhDsSurvival Getaway The Frost Interview Midweek One Pair of Eyes Coronation Street Aquarius
27 Oct 74
For the rest of their livesStill in a Class of Their Own Panorama Softly, Softly Telling It Like It Is The Case of Eliza Armstrong Microbes and Men Jennie Electra The Dimbleby Lecture Heil Caesar Intimate Strangers The Unsettled Peace A Taste of Britain The Book Programme Aquarius Second House Warship People and Politics Sykes
03 Nov 74
Taking it below the chinWorld Heavyweight Boxing Championship Leeds — United The Country Girl The Pallisers Jennie Bogeyman - Prophet - Guardian (Schoenberg) Omnibus Aquarius
10 Nov 74
Fighting over foodHorizon Panorama World in Action Globe Theatre: Smog Who is Buying Up Britain? Eliza Armstrong This Week Aquarius World Wide Victor Borge Monty Python’s Flying Circus
Several illegible lines
17 Nov 74
In praise of the lordMonty Python‘s Flying Circus Face Your Image Notorious Woman Eliza Armstrong Softly, Softly Frost Disappearing World Midweek The Lord Mayot‘s Banquet
Lord Longford rides again
24 Nov 74
The wind machineThe Weather Machine The Mighty Continent Cakes and Ale Jennie
01 Dec 74
The way Miss World endsMiss World News at Ten Man Alive The Hudson Report The Selling of Las Vegas Task Force Notorious Woman Disappearing World
08 Dec 74
Blood, toil, tears — and BurtonWalk with Destiny Jennie Notorious Woman Panorama The World About Us Disappearing World
15 Dec 74
Knocked out by AliParkinson Joey A Passion for Churches Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?
Pink predominates
22 Dec 74
Pole-axedNotorious Woman The Early Life of Stephen Hind The Four Beauties David Copperfield Dad‘s Army The Sun is God Inside the News Panorama Lifestyle
Chopin snuffs it
29 Dec 74
Christmas treatsFor This Christmas Only Ice Station Zebra The Undefeated True Grit Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines Chitty Chitty Bang Bang The Great Race Return to the River Kwai Omnibus Way Out West The Golden Girls of Gowrie Beach The Old Grey Whistle Test André Previn‘s Christmas Music Night The Mass of the Nativity Mastermind Horizon The Likely Lads The Best of Not Only But Also Dick Emery Mike Yarwood Tonight with Danny La Rue Parkinson Christmas: Morecambe and Wise Frost The Bridge on the River Kwai
^ 1975
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05 Jan 75
Drama of JFK’s finest hourOpportunity Knocks The Missiles of October Dr Watson and the Darkwater Hall Mystery Spectacular Britain Pilger Robinson Crusoe Nimmo in Australia S’Wonderful The Sweeney
12 Jan 75
This is impossibleMission: Impossible Columbo Barlow In Vision Horizon Larger Than Life Churchill’s People The Venturers
Mission Unspeakable
19 Jan 75
Taking the week’s pulseRussell Harty Horizon Joby Mrs Ackland’s Ghosts Snooker The After Dinner Game The Venturers Panorama Pilger After That, This
26 Jan 75
A lesson in great actingSix Million Dollar Man Panorama The House on the Hill The Venturers Aladdin on Ice The Apple Cart Pygmalion Breath Man Alive World in Action The Love School
02 Feb 75
In case you haven’t heardAkenfield Aquarius The Main Event Parkinson Churchill’s People
The Turkey in Winter
09 Feb 75
Getting Mrs T into focusMidweek World in Action News Extra News at Ten The Love School Taste for Adventure Inside Story
Thatcher takes command
16 Feb 75
Gloriana to the rescueMidweek Parkinson This Week Chronicle Man Alive
23 Feb 75
Children in the melting-potPanorama The World’s Worst Air-Crash The School for Scandal Sunset Across the Bay
Many illegible lines
02 Mar 75
It’s all over, IngmarSix Scenes From A Marriage Horizon
The higher trash
09 Mar 75
Savaged by dog-loversSecond House The War That Never Ended Imagine a City Called Berlin Omnibus The Great Dictator The World About Us The Venturers News Review Birthday Celebration Rugby Special
16 Mar 75
Fired into operatic orbitWhatever Happened to the Likely Lads? Patrick Moore’s World Premiere Panorama Taste for Adventure England v West Germany Honeymoon in the Sky Kojak The Six Million Dollar Man You’re On Your Own The Sweeney Z-Cars
23 Mar 75
Hungry worldThe Face of Famine The Way We Live Economics of the Real World World in Action The Fight Against Slavery Sportsnight Come Dancing
30 Mar 75
Wishing you welcomeLate Call The Eurovision Song Contest King Lear Buddy Can You Spare A Dime The World About Us
06 Apr 75
The agony of VietnamPope Paul’s Easter Mass Labour Party Political Broadcast BBC News News at Ten The Robe Camelot Rio Bravo Point Blank The Revivalist Gala Performance 20th-Century Fox Presents Remember All The Good Things One Man’s Week Man Alive
13 Apr 75
Royal bubble-bathEdward the Seventh A Legacy The Brothers Panorama Omnibus Grandstand
20 Apr 75
Suffering the Budget’s birth-pangs(Budget coverage) World Amateur Latin-American Championships Survivors Silverstone 75
27 Apr 75
The main thing about Main
04 May 75
Fleeing and surviving
11 May 75
Playing up the plump side
Killer ants
18 May 75
The need to be everybody
What is a television critic?
25 May 75
The Great Re-tread Show
01 Jun 75
Formula for soap opera
08 Jun 75
In the land of Timbuctoo
15 Jun 75
A burning passion
Problem Children
22 Jun 75
Bombing the bombshell image
Biggest bitch in Fleet Street
29 Jun 75
Here is the tennis situation
06 Jul 75
Beware of the dogs
Rancid coils
13 Jul 75
Mankind’s perfect pet
20 Jul 75
Bognor, here we come!
Several lines illegible
27 Jul 75
Plugging the new patronage
03 Aug 75
Banging on about books
10 Aug 75
[No edition this week]
Observer not published
17 Aug 75
Reality and the Bomb
24 Aug 75
12 years of grief
The hard taskmasters
31 Aug 75
Cosmological hokum
07 Sep 75
Ski-ing down Everest
14 Sep 75
The perfect butler
21 Sep 75
[No column submitted]
Clive James in Italy
28 Sep 75
Margot My Way
05 Oct 75
Playing the language game
Language games
12 Oct 75
The sandwich-man
Very Peter Hall
19 Oct 75
Deep in a married mess
26 Oct 75
[No column submitted]
Clive James on tour
02 Nov 75
[No column submitted]
Clive James on tour
09 Nov 75
[No column submitted]
Clive James on tour
16 Nov 75
[No column submitted]
Clive James on tour
23 Nov 75
O for a glimpse of my friends!
30 Nov 75
The prisoners on our conscience
Many lines illegible
07 Dec 75
Pounded by psychic energy
14 Dec 75
Week of the Rats
21 Dec 75
Gymnastic kitsch
28 Dec 75
A touch of menace
^ 1976
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04 Jan 76
The Burke and Burr Laugh-in
11 Jan 76
Coward’s tinsel classic
18 Jan 76
Lenny the lecturer
25 Jan 76
A Cambridge generation
Schmlittering prizes
01 Feb 76
The comic truth
A Muggeridge fragment
08 Feb 76
Set and match to Miss MacLaine
15 Feb 76
Unintelligibühlity
Unintelligibühl
22 Feb 76
Feeling disconnected
Standing at the window
29 Feb 76
Silly songs and fine follies
07 Mar 76
This awkward problem of freedom
Solzhenitsyn warns the West
14 Mar 76
The man from Spandau
Hitler’s Faults
21 Mar 76
Prize performance
28 Mar 76
[No column submitted]
Clive James in Australia
04 Apr 76
[No column submitted]
Clive James in Australia
11 Apr 76
[No column submitted]
Clive James in Australia
18 Apr 76
[No column submitted]
Clive James in Australia
25 Apr 76
Bronsonised
02 May 76
Writing by numbers
The QB VII travesty
09 May 76
Wotting not
16 May 76
Stationary kicks
23 May 76
Klonged on the head
Cant-struck
30 May 76
The Reaper
06 Jun 76
Blowing a Bloomsbury
Hoggart on class
13 Jun 76
Windy Phenomenon
Larger than life
20 Jun 76
Hardware heroes
March of the androids
27 Jun 76
Matter of black and white
04 Jul 76
Serving at 140 mph
11 Jul 76
Flash to Dr Who
Mutiny in the Furnace Room
18 Jul 76
Horsiness and homage
25 Jul 76
Frank & David & Alan & Ron
01 Aug 76
Olympic absolutes
Onward to Montreal
08 Aug 76
Paean to the military qualities
15 Aug 76
Thoughts of Idi and Adolf
22 Aug 76
A load of burst balloons
29 Aug 76
Blood, Bron and black-outs
05 Sep 76
The rebellion that can’t be stopped
12 Sep 76
Back to ‘The Brothers’
19 Sep 76
Wet lips
26 Sep 76
Speaking personally
03 Oct 76
The Britting of Rod
10 Oct 76
[No column submitted]
Clive James on tour
17 Oct 76
[No column submitted]
Clive James on tour
24 Oct 76
[No column submitted]
Clive James on tour
31 Oct 76
[No column submitted]
Clive James on tour
07 Nov 76
Wisdom of the East
14 Nov 76
David and the machines
The Weld this Week
21 Nov 76
Sir Oswald’s Whoppers
The Truly Strong Man
28 Nov 76
Patrick and the lute
Patrick’s invisible lute
05 Dec 76
A load of punk
12 Dec 76
Last of the Romans
19 Dec 76
Dish of Southern fried turkey
Over the Tarp
26 Dec 76
[No edition this week]
Observer not published
^ 1977
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02 Jan 77
And now ... Supermind!
Supermind, Superbody
09 Jan 77
Hero of Our Time
16 Jan 77
Charlie’s brainless angels
23 Jan 77
Holy Moses
30 Jan 77
Matter of rape
06 Feb 77
Hailsham’s royal hoorays
Rings a bell
13 Feb 77
Cloth-cap heroes
20 Feb 77
[exists but orig. title unknown]
Wini und Wolf
Obs review section missg, TCB temp subst
27 Feb 77
Moses hits the dirt
Moses hits the dirt
06 Mar 77
Bumpy landings
13 Mar 77
Beyond a joke
20 Mar 77
Odour situation
Odour situation
27 Mar 77
The fallible Pope
03 Apr 77
The fallible critic
10 Apr 77
The Grade Gospel
The Lew Testament
17 Apr 77
Roots of our time
Roots of our time
24 Apr 77
[No column submitted]
Clive James on assignment in USSR
01 May 77
Princely postures
08 May 77
A lot of slop-over
My daughter Tricia
15 May 77
The Son-in-Law
22 May 77
The terrifying truth
29 May 77
Mass of offences
The Red Sandwich
05 Jun 77
Hail to the Hall
12 Jun 77
This Great Dace
19 Jun 77
My fall from grais
26 Jun 77
Release Bukovsky!
03 Jul 77
Harry’s Wmbldn
10 Jul 77
Taking a shufti
17 Jul 77
Thalassa pottahs
24 Jul 77
Ransom and the owl
31 Jul 77
Digesting Japan
A load of chunk
07 Aug 77
Bamber’s Gospel
14 Aug 77
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
21 Aug 77
Lament for Elvis
28 Aug 77
Woman’s Lab
Woman’s Lab
04 Sep 77
Bonjour twistesse
Bonjour twistesse
11 Sep 77
The mind-grind
18 Sep 77
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
25 Sep 77
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
02 Oct 77
Nicola Karenina
09 Oct 77
Heaven help we
Heaven help we
16 Oct 77
Water on the brain
Nershment
23 Oct 77
Champagne and subtlety
30 Oct 77
The smell of seaweed
06 Nov 77
Pulling the plugs
A boy forever
13 Nov 77
Hammer and kisses
20 Nov 77
Waffen waffle
27 Nov 77
The amazing Mark
04 Dec 77
[No edition this week]
Observer not published due to strike
11 Dec 77
Chastity pants
Chastity pants
18 Dec 77
High-born ladies
25 Dec 77
[No edition this week]
Observer not published
^ 1978
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01 Jan 78
Tellie’s olde rubbishe
Olde rubbishe
08 Jan 78
Soap opera parable
Doors
15 Jan 78
Rose Bowl battle
22 Jan 78
The Arts! The Best!
Melly’s golden stream
29 Jan 78
Stand by for gunge
Good hang
TCB merges some 29 Jan with 26 Feb content
05 Feb 78
Top of the pops
12 Feb 78
Mao and Miao-yu
19 Feb 78
Bad jokes, blind eyes
26 Feb 78
Visions for Nelly
Good hang
TCB merges some 29 Jan with 26 Feb content
05 Mar 78
[No column submitted]
Clive James on assignment in Japan
12 Mar 78
[No column submitted]
Clive James on assignment in Japan
19 Mar 78
Swamped by the samurai
26 Mar 78
Better than nothing
02 Apr 78
That sinking feeling
Tragic finish
09 Apr 78
Case of Torynitskyn
Personal freedom
16 Apr 78
Rumpled Rumpole
23 Apr 78
Talking horse sense
30 Apr 78
The Bad Old Sounds
Not by any means full
07 May 78
Mere mortal Mans
14 May 78
[No edition this week]
Observer not published due to strike
21 May 78
Plantagenet Place
28 May 78
Mr Most fires his Revolver
04 Jun 78
Ballroom baloney
11 Jun 78
Chewing the sporran
Chewing the sporran
18 Jun 78
Lad from Stratford
25 Jun 78
They’re Going MAD!
Something of themselves
02 Jul 78
Wonderful Wmln
09 Jul 78
Desperate about Dan
16 Jul 78
Liberated Sisters
Unbearable suffrage
23 Jul 78
Carry on Creating
Carry on creating
30 Jul 78
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
06 Aug 78
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
13 Aug 78
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
20 Aug 78
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
27 Aug 78
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
03 Sep 78
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Green beef
Obs review section missg, TCB temp subst
10 Sep 78
Road to Auschwitz
Holocaust
17 Sep 78
Boredom enigma
Manganese nodules
24 Sep 78
The Pinter sisters
01 Oct 78
Horowitz in his heaven
08 Oct 78
Wuthering Depths
Wuthering depths
15 Oct 78
Our bionic hero
22 Oct 78
Achtung! OTRAG!
29 Oct 78
Wilde and Whistler Show
Wilde and Whistler
05 Nov 78
A case of the jitters
Voyage of the Beagle
12 Nov 78
Blood and guts
Blood and guts
19 Nov 78
Tearful occasion
Howareowebees
26 Nov 78
Getting away with murder
Dr Beckman’s apparatus
03 Dec 78
Existentialist actor
Jean-Paul Kean
10 Dec 78
The fantastic voyage
Island of the stud tortoises
17 Dec 78
Disco dementia
The flying feet of Frankie Foo
24 Dec 78
Alpine idiocies
31 Dec 78
Sound of Julie
Underneath her wimple
^ 1979
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07 Jan 79
[No column submitted]
Clive James on assignment in Rome
14 Jan 79
Banker Barkworth
21 Jan 79
Freezing situation
Freezing fog situation
28 Jan 79
Gorgeous variety
Life on earth
04 Feb 79
Crumbling Crowd
Exploring the Medium
11 Feb 79
Enoch’s answer
18 Feb 79
The true artists
25 Feb 79
For good measure
No credit for Puccini
04 Mar 79
Squirrel Nuttgens
11 Mar 79
Belfast dreamer
Kodswallop
18 Mar 79
The sorry Serpent
25 Mar 79
[No column submitted]
Clive James on assignment in USA
01 Apr 79
You gonna know!
You gonna know!
08 Apr 79
Sense of justice
15 Apr 79
O’er col and cwm
That’s right, yeah
22 Apr 79
Of Bach and Berg
29 Apr 79
Super-snookers
06 May 79
Swingomania
Busy old night
13 May 79
Lashings of style
Zorba the Hun
20 May 79
Football funnies
27 May 79
The great Lenya
03 Jun 79
Undying Hope
While there’s Hope
10 Jun 79
The Great Hwan
17 Jun 79
Votes for Babs
24 Jun 79
The work of Satan
Not the chief
01 Jul 79
Days of Dan
Carpenter the Rain King
08 Jul 79
Last British Hope
Immaculate length of Borg
15 Jul 79
Baebius lives!
Baebius lives!
22 Jul 79
Nucular Gold
29 Jul 79
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
05 Aug 79
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
12 Aug 79
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
19 Aug 79
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
26 Aug 79
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
02 Sep 79
Great stone!
I’m a star!
09 Sep 79
Hail and farewell
16 Sep 79
Plonking purgatory
Plonking
23 Sep 79
The genuine jogger
Joggers
30 Sep 79
West wins through
Black dog
07 Oct 79
Marginally better
14 Oct 79
Carry on Trekkies!
Negative, Captain
21 Oct 79
Harold and Harry
Really terrible
28 Oct 79
Monster’s return
04 Nov 79
Sorry, Quaterfans!
Maging a moggery
11 Nov 79
Lord, deliver us
Mother of Shirley Williams
18 Nov 79
Beauty and the Beeb
Miss World and Mrs Mao
25 Nov 79
Getting in a panic
02 Dec 79
All the Anthonys
All the Anthonys
09 Dec 79
In deepest Dallas
Out to lernch
16 Dec 79
Dashing downhill
Quite slim indeed
23 Dec 79
St Vitus’s gospel
St Vitus’s gospel
30 Dec 79
Santa and the Seed
Santa and the Seed
^ 1980
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06 Jan 80
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
13 Jan 80
School for scandal
20 Jan 80
Cultural divisions
27 Jan 80
In the doghouse
Scoop it!
03 Feb 80
Question of quality
10 Feb 80
Blake’s balderdash
Face your dog
17 Feb 80
Power-house Frank
Ultimately and forever
24 Feb 80
The British Miracle
Cold gold
02 Mar 80
The washed-up cat
Washed-up cat
09 Mar 80
Woodhouse walkies
Woodhouse walkies
16 Mar 80
Beautiful bear-hug
Tanya talks Russian
23 Mar 80
Shadows in Ulster
Three famous, three high
30 Mar 80
God help Europe
Your brain’s got it wrong
06 Apr 80
Flashing frost-bite
Nude bathing in Britain
13 Apr 80
Master of the world
20 Apr 80
So long, Jeanne-Paul
Moral imagination
27 Apr 80
Armless in China
All fingers and toes
04 May 80
Blitzed by the ATS
Oodnadatta Fats
11 May 80
Going with a bang
How do you feel?
18 May 80
The girls — and Len
25 May 80
Cutting a fine caper
Master stroke
01 Jun 80
JR bites the dust
Someone shart JR
08 Jun 80
Chaos situations
Idi in exile
15 Jun 80
Football fanaticism
22 Jun 80
This sporting life
29 Jun 80
Bouncing raindrops
Hrry Crpntr
06 Jul 80
That little bit extra
Borg’s little bit extra
13 Jul 80
What a gentleman!
20 Jul 80
Rampant Dallasitis
Big-time Sue
27 Jul 80
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
03 Aug 80
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
10 Aug 80
Back to Rameses
There is no death
17 Aug 80
Donging the gong
You tested the gyroscope?
24 Aug 80
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
31 Aug 80
Cash of the Day
A horse called Sanyo Music Centre
07 Sep 80
[No column submitted]
Clive James on assignment in USA
14 Sep 80
Lethal frivolities
This false peace
21 Sep 80
Deep-sea spaghetti
Bottom of the sea
28 Sep 80
The master builder
Bouquet of barbed haggis
05 Oct 80
Torture by Telethon
Thank you, wow
12 Oct 80
High-speed maggots
Fast maggots
19 Oct 80
Heart of the matter
Donor kebab
26 Oct 80
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
02 Nov 80
Mary and the facts
Very lovely salver
09 Nov 80
Night of the blues
Good lug
16 Nov 80
The talking ducks
I am a tropical fish
23 Nov 80
Taming Rod’s tiger
Not psychic myself
30 Nov 80
Heroes on wheels
Back in showbiz
07 Dec 80
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
14 Dec 80
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
21 Dec 80
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
28 Dec 80
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
^ 1981
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04 Jan 81
Pumping out pulp
11 Jan 81
Womb with a view
Yes sir, that’s my foetus
18 Jan 81
Auschwitz nightmare
While the music lasts
25 Jan 81
Heavy with Snow
Snow job
01 Feb 81
Mass in the crevasse
Mass in the crevasse
08 Feb 81
Robin and the bullets
Ferry funny
15 Feb 81
Turning bright yellow
Paint it yellow
22 Feb 81
Bomb-happy Colonels
The Colonels are nuts
01 Mar 81
On the Charles trail
Wedding announcement
08 Mar 81
An admirable Adriana
Bovis and Basil
15 Mar 81
[No column submitted]
Clive James on assignment in New York
22 Mar 81
The Whacky World
Whacky world of weather
29 Mar 81
Exporting our secrets
Beastly to everybody
05 Apr 81
Fingers on the trigger
12 Apr 81
English as she is sung
Actual flow
19 Apr 81
Fun ride in space
Hail Columbia!
26 Apr 81
The Grand Inquisitors
Steve doesn’t smoke
03 May 81
The Chinese connection
Ho ho!
10 May 81
From Levin to Leakey
17 May 81
Instant horror
24 May 81
No joking matter
No kidding
31 May 81
Snap judgments
Three dots for suspense
07 Jun 81
Just good friends
Two goals down
14 Jun 81
Prejudicial fury
Forbidden kiss
21 Jun 81
Satirical shots
28 Jun 81
The SS criminals
Them again
05 Jul 81
Dan’s winning lob
Dan’s winning lob
12 Jul 81
[No column submitted]
Clive James on assignment in New York
19 Jul 81
The riot reports
Heavenly pink light
26 Jul 81
Mr Bellini’s Britain
02 Aug 81
The Day the World Watched
Wedding of the century
09 Aug 81
Load of Bagwash
The Bagwash speaks
16 Aug 81
Amok in the Med
Lindi’s built-in barbecue
23 Aug 81
To have or have not
Ideological intervention, man
30 Aug 81
[No column submitted]
Clive James on holiday
06 Sep 81
Strong medicine
13 Sep 81
To hell with him
Speer checks out
20 Sep 81
The wasp way
Hot pistils
27 Sep 81
Flights of fancy
04 Oct 81
Blinding flashes
Blinding white flash
11 Oct 81
Revolting jokes
18 Oct 81
[No column submitted]
Clive James on assignment in Las Vegas
25 Oct 81
[No column submitted]
Clive James on assignment in Las Vegas
01 Nov 81
The nose trick
Borgias on my mind
08 Nov 81
[No column submitted]
Clive James in Australia
15 Nov 81
[No column submitted]
Clive James in Australia
22 Nov 81
Fanatic devotion
A man called insipid
29 Nov 81
Unsubtle signals
Signals from the void
06 Dec 81
Grotto-Blotto
More Borgias
13 Dec 81
Agitprop artists
20 Dec 81
Dance of gold
Midwinter night’s dream
27 Dec 81
[No edition this week]
Observer not published
^ 1982
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03 Jan 82
Walkies out West
10 Jan 82
A man of iron
Man of Marshmallow
17 Jan 82
The ultimate sin
Nobody understands all
24 Jan 82
Hamming it up
31 Jan 82
Ding dong bats
Rebarbative reverberations
07 Feb 82
The wrong note
Guardians of party orthodoxy
14 Feb 82
The railway trio
Terms of reference
21 Feb 82
Sent to sleep
Spirit of Bishop’s Stortford
28 Feb 82
Marvels of Minder
Make mine Minder
07 Mar 82
Better than ever
Rumpole recollects
14 Mar 82
Hill Street Joys
Ernest Hemingway Schopenhauer
21 Mar 82
Brilliant banality
Stop treading on the rug !
28 Mar 82
India to Hillhead
One last look
Clive James’s farewell column
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