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THE OBSERVER : TV column index by date

ORIGINAL, COMPLETE ABRIDGED or EDITED NO CLIVE THIS WEEK MISSING EDITION
1972 OBSERVER COLUMN TITLE
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 OBSERVER
 PICADOR
VBM / TCB / GTB TITLE
VBM — Visions Before Midnight
TCB — The Crystal Bucket
GTB — Glued to the Box
REMARKS
27 Aug 72  The Perry and Sherry showLate Night Line-Up
Craven Arms
The Vanishing Hedgerows
Dieppe 1942
 Clive James’s debut column
03 Sep 72  Wood Lane’s wonder boysOlympic Games, Munich, Week 1  Auntie goes to Munich  VBM merges 03 Sep & 10 Sep content
10 Sep 72  Mood change at MunichOlympic Games, Munich, Week 2
17 Sep 72  Blockbuster in a mistIf Britain Had Fallen
Late Night Line-Up
World in Action
Midweek
Nationwide
Z-Cars
Softly, Softly
Van der Valk
Betjeman in Australia
A Class by Himself
Miss Great Britain 1972
 Storm over England
24 Sep 72  Compassion in transitThe Block
Late Night Line-Up
The Watercress Girl
The Mill
My Wife Next Door
Home James
Film 72
Midweek
Controversy
01 Oct 72  Confusing the issuesWorld in Action
Midweek
The Bronx Is Burning
A Subject of Struggle
Late Night Line-Up
Mastermind
Out of the Box
Hamlet
Breeze Anstey
War and Peace
08 Oct 72  Dodging the big oneWar and Peace
Six Faces
Rural Rides
Betjeman in Australia
World in Action
Controversy
The Incredible Robert Baldick
Mrs Warren’s Profession
The Millionairess
Peer Gynt
Z-Cars
Softly, Softly
 Overture to War and Peace
15 Oct 72  Bananas with the DuchessThe Duchess of Malfi
Six Faces
The Creditors
The Reporters
Scoop
The Insect Man
Man Alive
World in Action
Panorama
22 Oct 72  Cuddling up with TolstoyWar and Peace  Tolstoy makes TV History
29 Oct 72  Heroes and hardwareColditz
Hedda Gabler
Man Alive
Full House
05 Nov 72  Eating your interviewerLate Night Line-up
Anywhere but England
Weekend World
Full House
12 Nov 72  Hitler turned hoodThe Gangster Show
Looking In
50 Years of Music
Sez Les
Monty Python’s Flying Circus
The Royal Variety Performance
Mastermind
The Ashes of Atlantis
Dead of Night
19 Nov 72  The Great Weariness bogyFilm 72
The Price of Violence
Panorama
One Man’s China
America
A Phoenix Too Frequent
Better than the Movies
Mastermind
The Nine O'Clock News
News at Ten
26 Nov 72  Rattigan revisitedThe General’s Day
World in Action
The Commanders
The Edwardians
Man Alive
The Taming of the Shrew
The Strauss Family
03 Dec 72  Lobbing match over a cat’s-cradleSomething to Say
The Commanders
King Oedipus
The Bankrupt
The Edwardians
America
Omnibus
 Knickers
10 Dec 72  [exists but orig. title unknown]Miss World
Talk-in
But Seriously — It’s Sheila Hancock
The Web
World in Action
Midweek
Man Alive
 Liberating Miss World  Obs issue missing, VBM version temp subst
17 Dec 72  Observer issue missing
24 Dec 72  Observer issue missing
31 Dec 72  Observer issue missing
OBSERVER COLUMN TITLE O P VBM / TCB / GTB TITLE REMARKS
07 Jan 73  Bad for bizAt Last the 1973 Show
Top of the Year
A Star is Born
Dietrich
Love Story
4th M/F. Sh. Flat
Fanfare
Ironside
 A Living Legend
14 Jan 73  The search for HitlerReal Time
The Adventures of Don Quixote
Shakespeare or Bust
Lloyd George
The Death of Adolf Hitler
21 Jan 73  Soap-operatic splendourTwo Old Dears
The Brothers
Conjugal Rights
Land of Green Ginger
Arturo Ui
Monty Python’s Flying Circus
28 Jan 73  When life begins at fiftyKisses at Fifty
Whoops Baghdad
04 Feb 73  Redeeming appearancesZ-Cars
Softly, Softly
The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club
Man Alive
All in a Day
Comedy Playhouse
Crosstalk
11 Feb 73  Authority and control(News programme policy)
Song at Twilight
Country Matters
America
War and Peace
Love Story
European Figure Skating
 Several illegible lines
18 Feb 73  Potter’s wheels within wheelsOnly Make Believe
Come Dancing
25 Feb 73  Jokers at workOmnibus
Show of the Week
One Pair of Eyes
A Point in Time
Love Story
For Sylvia, or the Air Show
04 Mar 73  Exaltation on iceWorld Figure-Skating Championships
The Frost Programme
Parkinson
Firing Line
Metro-Land
The Saboteurs of Telemark
Panorama
11 Mar 73  Keeping the weenies quietTop of the Pops
Operation Magic Carpet
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?
Alias Smith and Jones
My Father Hokusai
Edith Evans
Whicker’s South Seas
 Likely Lads
18 Mar 73  Pins and needlesThe Question of Ulster
Horizon
World in Action
The Pearcross Girls
Country Matters
Enclosed
Hard Labour
Miss England, Miss Scotland and Miss Wales
The Special London Bridge Special
The Kinks In Concert
25 Mar 73  Home fires dampenerThe Maltese Falcon
Pot Black
The World About Us
When Johnny Comes Marching Home
Frost
The Sunday Debate
Achilles Heel
Man Above Men
Judas Goat
Man Alive
Ironside
Leap in the Dark
01 Apr 73 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
08 Apr 73 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
15 Apr 73  Caught on the hop by FrostShow of the Week
Open Door
Man Alive
Olga
Midweek
Total Eclipse
Steeleye Span In Concert
Party Political Broadcast
22 Apr 73  Call for the swordsmenPot Black
A Thinking Man as Hero
Panorama
Man Alive
World in Action
29 Apr 73  Olivier’s Great JourneyLong Day’s Journey Into Night
Owen MD
A Thinking Man as Hero
Billy Smart’s Circus
The Old Grey Whistle Test
Menace
06 May 73  Nixon through the night skyRichard Nixon
This Week
World in Action
For the Sake of Appearance
One Pair of Eyes
A Picture of Katherine Mansfield
 Nixon on the skids
13 May 73  It’s Carry On CommentatorThe U-Boat War
Cup Final
Sportsnight
World in Action
The Old Grey Whistle Test
McCartney
The Ascent of Man
That Monday Morning Feeling
Party Political Broadcast
 Harry Commentator
20 May 73  Banging the door openOpen Door
The Philpott File
World in Action
That Monday Morning Feeling
Horizon
The Caucasian Chalk Circle
The Appointment
Between the Wars
Milligan in Spring
27 May 73  Allsop in wild New York CityThe World About Us
Midweek
Man Alive
Panorama
World in Action
Philpott
The Team
Kali-Yug, Goddess of Vengeance
Ironside
Metro-Land
Cider with Rosie
Jumping for the Jelly-Beans
03 Jun 73  Nut week’s flying startBBC News
Sodom and Gomorrah
The Citadel
The Phantom of the Opera
Hollywood: The Dream Factory
The Sand Pebbles
Die Entführung aus dem Serail
That’s Life
A Picture of Katherine Mansfield
Pot Black
Philpott
The Song of Songs
10 Jun 73  It certainly can be bad, Sport!Reporter At Large
Can’t Be Bad If It’s Sport, Sport
Warship
Three’s One
Omnibus
Charles Darwin Lived Here
The Sky at Night
Cinema
17 Jun 73  Caught by the throatZ-Cars
World in Action
Romantic v. Classic Art
It’s a Knockout
A Little Touch of Schmilsson in the Night
The Old Grey Whistle Test
M.A.S.H
Sam
The Roses of Eyam
 Eddie Waring Communicates
24 Jun 73  Don’t miss the busSam
Song of Songs
The Energy Crunch
Who Needs a Conductor?
01 Jul 73  [exists but orig. title unknown]Miss TV Times 73
A Kind of Freedom
Divorce His, Divorce Hers
 Kinds of freedom  Observer issue missg, VBM temp subst
08 Jul 73  [exists but orig. title unknown]Panorama
One Pair of Eyes
The World of the Eleventh Duke
 Blue-bloods on parade  Obs issue missg, VBM 08 & 22 Jul temp subst
15 Jul 73  Observer issue missing
22 Jul 73  [exists but orig. title unknown]Panorama
One Pair of Eyes
The World of the Eleventh Duke
 Blue-bloods on parade  Obs issue missg, VBM 08 & 22 Jul temp subst
29 Jul 73  Observer issue missing
05 Aug 73  Observer issue missing
12 Aug 73  Observer issue missing
19 Aug 73  [exists but orig. title unknown]Hadleigh  Squire Hadleigh  Observer issue missg, VBM temp subst
26 Aug 73  [Francis Matthews letter](Letter from Francis Matthews)  Observer issue missing
02 Sep 73  Donny, Spike and all thatTop of the Pops
Milligan in Summer
The Play’s The Thing
The Middle-of-the-road Roadshow for All the Family
High Kampf
Yesterday's Witness
Midweek
The World of Liberace
The Edinburgh Military Tattoo
Miss Great Britain
The Most Magnificent and Expensive Diversion
09 Sep 73  Two sides to the truthMastermind
Controversy
Ten Years On
The Promised Land
16 Sep 73  Moonbase blast-offStar Trek
Moonbase 3
Softly, Softly
Spy Trap
The Death of Glory
Controversy
The Fly
 Drained crystals
23 Sep 73  Solzhenitsyn’s ‘Love Girl’The Love Girl and the Innocent
30 Sep 73  Magnus Polo’s travelsChina
The Unlucky Australians
The Sydney Opera House
07 Oct 73  With Whicker in a gay worldShow of the Week
Whicker Way Out West
China
The Brontës of Haworth
Jane Eyre
14 Oct 73  The phantom PhantomsMidweek
The Horse of the Year Show
Cut and Thrust
Omnibus
The Dragon’s Opponent
The Ballad of Henry Ford
Second House
Aquarius
21 Oct 73  Fighting it out in a sandy seaThis Week
Real Time
The Life Game
Horizon
Helen — A Woman of Today
Spy Trap
Moonbase 3
28 Oct 73  Bus-ride to ArmageddonNews Extra
Nationwide
One Pair of Eyes
Horizon
Panorama
Eastward with Attenborough
Danger — Take Two a Day
Ego Hugo
04 Nov 73  The Borneo bomberEastward with Attenborough
Springhill
Coronation Street
Diana
Thank You, Ron
Jack Point
The World at War
The Steadfast Tin Soldier
Quite a Family
The Black and White Minstrel Show
11 Nov 73  The way the war was won?The Way the War was Won
The Book Programme
Horizon
18 Nov 73  Steeplechase to the altarThe Frost Show
(Coverage of Anne & Mark wedding)
 Anne and Mark get married
25 Nov 73  The jolly SwastikaTarget Tirpitz
Midweek
Europa
World Cinema
The World at War
The Runaway
02 Dec 73  The miracle of Sir HughCudlipp and be Damned  Just call me ‘Captain’
09 Dec 73  The golden crumpetThe Golden Bowl
Call My Bluff
Miss London 1973
Sitting on a Fortune
Last Night Another Soldier...
Banzai!
Elton John and Bernie Taupin Say Goodbye To Norma Jean And Other Things
16 Dec 73  Happiness is Flynn-shapedScaramouche
Happy being Happy
The Year of the Torturer
Sunday Night at the London Palladium
23 Dec 73  A distinct shortage of juiceThe Two Ronnies
Anchors Aweigh
Barbra
Spy Trap
30 Dec 73  Anything for a laughCasino Royale
The Fox
Wuthering Heights
The Odd Couple
Modern Times
How the West Was Won
Christmas Music from Lincoln
The Stanley Baxter Big Picture Show
Match of the Day
Morecambe and Wise
Carry On Christmas
Dick Emery
The Benny Hill Show
Kula — a Reason for Giving
OBSERVER COLUMN TITLE O P VBM / TCB / GTB TITLE REMARKS
06 Jan 74  Cleo in CuckoolandThe Languages of Animals
News at Ten
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?
It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum
Cleopatra
Alpha Beta
The World at War
The World About Us
Sporting Superstars
Call My Bluff
13 Jan 74  Through dune and wadiHoliday 74
What’s It All About?
Confrontation at Clay Cross
Cilla
Colditz
Z-Cars
News at Ten
 Earthshrinker
20 Jan 74  Medicine man called GellerOthello
Is Seeing Believing?
News at Ten
Tuesday Documentary
The Lonely Man’s Lover
Vienna 1900
Beryl’s Lot
Cinderella on Ice
 The bending of the spoons
27 Jan 74  Rugby-watcher’s sob-storyFrost’s Weekly
Rugby Special
Dummy Run
Up and Under
Columbo
The Changeling
Within These Walls
Horizon
The World About Us
03 Feb 74  It really is fantastic!All Good Men
Barlow
The Pallisers
The World of Hugh M. Hefner
 More like it
10 Feb 74  Facilitated to deathNationwide
The Brothers
Panorama
Six from Colditz
Barlow
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?
17 Feb 74  The Merchant of MillerThe Merchant of Venice
The Writing’s on the Wall
Come Dancing
Young Scientists of the Year
 A pound of flash
24 Feb 74  Earnest and the ElectionThe Importance of being Earnest
Come Dancing
Best in the Ballroom
The World at War
World in Action
News at Ten
03 Mar 74  [Election Special, part](General Election coverage)  Page scan incomplete
10 Mar 74  Kahn goes Boom!Midweek
The Future Goes Boom!
Nicol Williamson
The Public's Right to Know
 Hermie
17 Mar 74  Children of the Holy WarWhatever Happened to the Likely Lads?
Children in Crossfire
Napoleon and Love
 Fortune is a woman
24 Mar 74 [No column submitted]  Clive James filming in Paris
31 Mar 74  Enter the ChancellorThe Brothers
Night and Day
Panorama
Electric Folk
Max
Come Dancing
What On Earth Are We Doing?
Four Corners of the Marketplace
The World at War
07 Apr 74  Supercharged SuffragettesThe Pallisers
Shoulder to Shoulder
BBC News Extra
Midweek
Philpott
The World About Us
14 Apr 74  Facing our WaterlooEurovision Song Contest  What Katie did
21 Apr 74  Real — but artificialThe Family
Shoulder to Shoulder
The World at War
The Japanese Experience
A Rothschild and his Red Gold
Man Alive
Catholics
On Tour with The Osmonds
Aquarius
Big Bands
Ravel
The Pallisers
28 Apr 74  Barbarity to childrenBaa Baa, Black Sheep
Panorama
Success Story
A Place in History
05 May 74  Noddy and the lunch-breaksSuccess Story
Good Afternoon
Really, Raquel
Federico Fellini
Pot Black
Sportsnight
Jack Charlton — The Boss
 Noddy gets it on
12 May 74  Some Final thoughtsCup Final Knock-Out
Success Story
Full Circle
Panorama
Dear Love
Shoulder to Shoulder
19 May 74  O Lord, preserve usStars on Sunday
See You Sunday
Twelfth Night
Aquarius
Success Story
Lord Peter Wimsey
 Why Viola, thou art updated!
26 May 74 [No column submitted]  Clive James on assignment, USA
02 Jun 74  Consolations from America(Television Advertising)
The Movie Quiz
The Matteotti Affair
Cleo Laine
09 Jun 74  Over-dumb about YogaThe Roots of Yoga
Man Alive
 Wisdom of the East
16 Jun 74  Kick-off at the World Cup sleep-in(World Cup coverage)
Nationwide
The Trial of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg
In Vision
The Living Wall
Search for Life
The Accursed Kings
The Pallisers
23 Jun 74  Black horror showIdi Amin — A Portrait
The Family
Almost a Sickness
Panorama
Man Alive
The Secrets of Sleep
Seven Faces of Woman
Intent to Murder
30 Jun 74  So much for StradivariusThe Tommy Cooper Hour
Thick as Thieves
World Cup
The Couch
Panorama
Horizon
07 Jul 74  One minute of irrelevant silenceWorld Cup
Wimbledon
Panorama
The 1,000 Plane Raid
The Broken Bridge
Man Alive
The Glory That Remains
Sprout
What the Papers Say
14 Jul 74  That old sinking sensationLove from A to Z
Moods of Love
World Cup
The Race for the Double Helix
Panorama
Comedy Playhouse
The Old Grey Whistle Test
I Know What I Meant
Convictions
 Hi! I’m Liza
21 Jul 74  Morecambe, Mercer and WiseAndré Previn Meets...
Omnibus
Centre Play
Horizon
Man Alive
Julia and Dick in Covent Garden
Today
Showjumping from Hickstead
28 Jul 74  Checked and double checkedNews at Ten
Moonwalk One
British Grand Prix
Whicker
The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau
The Ship That Never Sailed
Village Hall
Man Alive
The World About Us
André Previn Meets...
What is Jazz?
04 Aug 74  Sir Lew and the serpent of old NileAntony and Cleopatra
11 Aug 74  Plugged out of the action(Nixon)
News at Ten
Midweek
McCloud
 Exit Tricky Dick
18 Aug 74  From Ulster to the OsmondsOmnibus at the Proms
Ulster — Five Long Years
The Rise and Fall of DDT
The World About Us
We Call Them Killers
The Osmonds
 Hot lolly
25 Aug 74  Fuzz on the screenJustice
Ironside
The Inheritors
The Haggard Falcon
America
Wynford
Pathfinders
 Rough justice
01 Sep 74  Cops and sopranosKojak
The Marcus-Nelson Murders
Till Tomorrow
Julie Andrews and Jackie Gleason Together
Holiday with Strings
The Thirties Revisited
After the Parcel Exploded
Wynford
Preludes
08 Sep 74 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
15 Sep 74 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
22 Sep 74 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
29 Sep 74 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
06 Oct 74  I’d just like to say...Panorama
Softly, Softly
Worldwide: China Today
Twiggs
Father Brown
Campaign Report
The Frost Interview
Microbes and Men
 The Hawk walks
13 Oct 74  The Night of the MachinesElection 74  Bob’s wonderful machines
20 Oct 74  Bees with PhDsSurvival
Getaway
The Frost Interview
Midweek
One Pair of Eyes
Coronation Street
Aquarius
27 Oct 74  For the rest of their livesStill in a Class of Their Own
Panorama
Softly, Softly
Telling It Like It Is
The Case of Eliza Armstrong
Microbes and Men
Jennie
Electra
The Dimbleby Lecture
Heil Caesar
Intimate Strangers
The Unsettled Peace
A Taste of Britain
The Book Programme
Aquarius
Second House
Warship
People and Politics
Sykes
03 Nov 74  Taking it below the chinWorld Heavyweight Boxing Championship
Leeds — United
The Country Girl
The Pallisers
Jennie
Bogeyman - Prophet - Guardian (Schoenberg)
Omnibus
Aquarius
10 Nov 74  Fighting over foodHorizon
Panorama
World in Action
Globe Theatre: Smog
Who is Buying Up Britain?
Eliza Armstrong
This Week
Aquarius
World Wide
Victor Borge
Monty Python’s Flying Circus
 Several illegible lines
17 Nov 74  In praise of the lordMonty Python‘s Flying Circus
Face Your Image
Notorious Woman
Eliza Armstrong
Softly, Softly
Frost
Disappearing World
Midweek
The Lord Mayot‘s Banquet
 Lord Longford rides again
24 Nov 74  The wind machineThe Weather Machine
The Mighty Continent
Cakes and Ale
Jennie
01 Dec 74  The way Miss World endsMiss World
News at Ten
Man Alive
The Hudson Report
The Selling of Las Vegas
Task Force
Notorious Woman
Disappearing World
08 Dec 74  Blood, toil, tears — and BurtonWalk with Destiny
Jennie
Notorious Woman
Panorama
The World About Us
Disappearing World
15 Dec 74  Knocked out by AliParkinson
Joey
A Passion for Churches
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?
 Pink predominates
22 Dec 74  Pole-axedNotorious Woman
The Early Life of Stephen Hind
The Four Beauties
David Copperfield
Dad‘s Army
The Sun is God
Inside the News
Panorama
Lifestyle
 Chopin snuffs it
29 Dec 74  Christmas treatsFor This Christmas Only
Ice Station Zebra
The Undefeated
True Grit
Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The Great Race
Return to the River Kwai
Omnibus
Way Out West
The Golden Girls of Gowrie Beach
The Old Grey Whistle Test
André Previn‘s Christmas Music Night
The Mass of the Nativity
Mastermind
Horizon
The Likely Lads
The Best of Not Only But Also
Dick Emery
Mike Yarwood
Tonight with Danny La Rue
Parkinson Christmas: Morecambe and Wise
Frost
The Bridge on the River Kwai
OBSERVER COLUMN TITLE O P VBM / TCB / GTB TITLE REMARKS
05 Jan 75  Drama of JFK’s finest hourOpportunity Knocks
The Missiles of October
Dr Watson and the Darkwater Hall Mystery
Spectacular Britain
Pilger
Robinson Crusoe
Nimmo in Australia
S’Wonderful
The Sweeney
12 Jan 75  This is impossibleMission: Impossible
Columbo
Barlow
In Vision
Horizon
Larger Than Life
Churchill’s People
The Venturers
 Mission Unspeakable
19 Jan 75  Taking the week’s pulseRussell Harty
Horizon
Joby
Mrs Ackland’s Ghosts
Snooker
The After Dinner Game
The Venturers
Panorama
Pilger
After That, This
26 Jan 75  A lesson in great actingSix Million Dollar Man
Panorama
The House on the Hill
The Venturers
Aladdin on Ice
The Apple Cart
Pygmalion
Breath
Man Alive
World in Action
The Love School
02 Feb 75  In case you haven’t heardAkenfield
Aquarius
The Main Event
Parkinson
Churchill’s People
 The Turkey in Winter
09 Feb 75  Getting Mrs T into focusMidweek
World in Action
News Extra
News at Ten
The Love School
Taste for Adventure
Inside Story
 Thatcher takes command
16 Feb 75  Gloriana to the rescueMidweek
Parkinson
This Week
Chronicle
Man Alive
23 Feb 75  Children in the melting-potPanorama
The World’s Worst Air-Crash
The School for Scandal
Sunset Across the Bay
 Many illegible lines
02 Mar 75  It’s all over, IngmarSix Scenes From A Marriage
Horizon
 The higher trash
09 Mar 75  Savaged by dog-loversSecond House
The War That Never Ended
Imagine a City Called Berlin
Omnibus
The Great Dictator
The World About Us
The Venturers
News Review
Birthday Celebration
Rugby Special
16 Mar 75  Fired into operatic orbitWhatever Happened to the Likely Lads?
Patrick Moore’s World Premiere
Panorama
Taste for Adventure
England v West Germany
Honeymoon in the Sky
Kojak
The Six Million Dollar Man
You’re On Your Own
The Sweeney
Z-Cars
23 Mar 75  Hungry worldThe Face of Famine
The Way We Live
Economics of the Real World
World in Action
The Fight Against Slavery
Sportsnight
Come Dancing
30 Mar 75  Wishing you welcomeLate Call
The Eurovision Song Contest
King Lear
Buddy Can You Spare A Dime
The World About Us
06 Apr 75  The agony of VietnamPope Paul’s Easter Mass
Labour Party Political Broadcast
BBC News
News at Ten
The Robe
Camelot
Rio Bravo
Point Blank
The Revivalist
Gala Performance
20th-Century Fox Presents
Remember All The Good Things
One Man’s Week
Man Alive
13 Apr 75  Royal bubble-bathEdward the Seventh
A Legacy
The Brothers
Panorama
Omnibus
Grandstand
20 Apr 75  Suffering the Budget’s birth-pangs(Budget coverage)
World Amateur Latin-American Championships
Survivors
Silverstone 75
27 Apr 75  The main thing about Main
04 May 75  Fleeing and surviving
11 May 75  Playing up the plump side  Killer ants
18 May 75  The need to be everybody  What is a television critic?
25 May 75  The Great Re-tread Show
01 Jun 75  Formula for soap opera
08 Jun 75  In the land of Timbuctoo
15 Jun 75  A burning passion  Problem Children
22 Jun 75  Bombing the bombshell image  Biggest bitch in Fleet Street
29 Jun 75  Here is the tennis situation
06 Jul 75  Beware of the dogs  Rancid coils
13 Jul 75  Mankind’s perfect pet
20 Jul 75  Bognor, here we come!  Several lines illegible
27 Jul 75  Plugging the new patronage
03 Aug 75  Banging on about books
10 Aug 75 [No edition this week]  Observer not published
17 Aug 75  Reality and the Bomb
24 Aug 75  12 years of grief  The hard taskmasters
31 Aug 75  Cosmological hokum
07 Sep 75  Ski-ing down Everest
14 Sep 75  The perfect butler
21 Sep 75 [No column submitted]  Clive James in Italy
28 Sep 75  Margot My Way
05 Oct 75  Playing the language game  Language games
12 Oct 75  The sandwich-man  Very Peter Hall
19 Oct 75  Deep in a married mess
26 Oct 75 [No column submitted]  Clive James on tour
02 Nov 75 [No column submitted]  Clive James on tour
09 Nov 75 [No column submitted]  Clive James on tour
16 Nov 75 [No column submitted]  Clive James on tour
23 Nov 75  O for a glimpse of my friends!
30 Nov 75  The prisoners on our conscience  Many lines illegible
07 Dec 75  Pounded by psychic energy
14 Dec 75  Week of the Rats
21 Dec 75  Gymnastic kitsch
28 Dec 75  A touch of menace
OBSERVER COLUMN TITLE O P VBM / TCB / GTB TITLE REMARKS
04 Jan 76 The Burke and Burr Laugh-in
11 Jan 76 Coward’s tinsel classic
18 Jan 76 Lenny the lecturer
25 Jan 76 A Cambridge generation  Schmlittering prizes
01 Feb 76 The comic truth  A Muggeridge fragment
08 Feb 76 Set and match to Miss MacLaine
15 Feb 76 Unintelligibühlity  Unintelligibühl
22 Feb 76 Feeling disconnected  Standing at the window
29 Feb 76 Silly songs and fine follies
07 Mar 76 This awkward problem of freedom  Solzhenitsyn warns the West
14 Mar 76 The man from Spandau  Hitler’s Faults
21 Mar 76 Prize performance
28 Mar 76 [No column submitted]  Clive James in Australia
04 Apr 76 [No column submitted]  Clive James in Australia
11 Apr 76 [No column submitted]  Clive James in Australia
18 Apr 76 [No column submitted]  Clive James in Australia
25 Apr 76 Bronsonised
02 May 76 Writing by numbers  The QB VII travesty
09 May 76 Wotting not
16 May 76 Stationary kicks
23 May 76 Klonged on the head  Cant-struck
30 May 76 The Reaper
06 Jun 76 Blowing a Bloomsbury  Hoggart on class
13 Jun 76 Windy Phenomenon  Larger than life
20 Jun 76 Hardware heroes  March of the androids
27 Jun 76 Matter of black and white
04 Jul 76 Serving at 140 mph
11 Jul 76 Flash to Dr Who  Mutiny in the Furnace Room
18 Jul 76 Horsiness and homage
25 Jul 76 Frank & David & Alan & Ron
01 Aug 76 Olympic absolutes  Onward to Montreal
08 Aug 76 Paean to the military qualities
15 Aug 76 Thoughts of Idi and Adolf
22 Aug 76 A load of burst balloons
29 Aug 76 Blood, Bron and black-outs
05 Sep 76 The rebellion that can’t be stopped
12 Sep 76 Back to ‘The Brothers’
19 Sep 76 Wet lips
26 Sep 76 Speaking personally
03 Oct 76 The Britting of Rod
10 Oct 76 [No column submitted]  Clive James on tour
17 Oct 76 [No column submitted]  Clive James on tour
24 Oct 76 [No column submitted]  Clive James on tour
31 Oct 76 [No column submitted]  Clive James on tour
07 Nov 76 Wisdom of the East
14 Nov 76 David and the machines  The Weld this Week
21 Nov 76 Sir Oswald’s Whoppers  The Truly Strong Man
28 Nov 76 Patrick and the lute  Patrick’s invisible lute
05 Dec 76 A load of punk
12 Dec 76 Last of the Romans
19 Dec 76 Dish of Southern fried turkey  Over the Tarp
26 Dec 76 [No edition this week]  Observer not published
OBSERVER COLUMN TITLE O P VBM / TCB / GTB TITLE REMARKS
02 Jan 77 And now ... Supermind!  Supermind, Superbody
09 Jan 77 Hero of Our Time
16 Jan 77 Charlie’s brainless angels
23 Jan 77 Holy Moses
30 Jan 77 Matter of rape
06 Feb 77 Hailsham’s royal hoorays  Rings a bell
13 Feb 77 Cloth-cap heroes
20 Feb 77 [exists but orig. title unknown]  Wini und Wolf  Obs review section missg, TCB temp subst
27 Feb 77 Moses hits the dirt  Moses hits the dirt
06 Mar 77 Bumpy landings
13 Mar 77 Beyond a joke
20 Mar 77 Odour situation  Odour situation
27 Mar 77 The fallible Pope
03 Apr 77 The fallible critic
10 Apr 77 The Grade Gospel  The Lew Testament
17 Apr 77 Roots of our time  Roots of our time
24 Apr 77 [No column submitted]  Clive James on assignment in USSR
01 May 77 Princely postures
08 May 77 A lot of slop-over  My daughter Tricia
15 May 77 The Son-in-Law
22 May 77 The terrifying truth
29 May 77 Mass of offences  The Red Sandwich
05 Jun 77 Hail to the Hall
12 Jun 77 This Great Dace
19 Jun 77 My fall from grais
26 Jun 77 Release Bukovsky!
03 Jul 77 Harry’s Wmbldn
10 Jul 77 Taking a shufti
17 Jul 77 Thalassa pottahs
24 Jul 77 Ransom and the owl
31 Jul 77 Digesting Japan  A load of chunk
07 Aug 77 Bamber’s Gospel
14 Aug 77 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
21 Aug 77 Lament for Elvis  
28 Aug 77 Woman’s Lab  Woman’s Lab
04 Sep 77 Bonjour twistesse  Bonjour twistesse
11 Sep 77 The mind-grind
18 Sep 77 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
25 Sep 77 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
02 Oct 77 Nicola Karenina
09 Oct 77 Heaven help we  Heaven help we
16 Oct 77 Water on the brain  Nershment
23 Oct 77 Champagne and subtlety
30 Oct 77 The smell of seaweed
06 Nov 77 Pulling the plugs  A boy forever
13 Nov 77 Hammer and kisses
20 Nov 77 Waffen waffle
27 Nov 77 The amazing Mark
04 Dec 77 [No edition this week]  Observer not published due to strike
11 Dec 77 Chastity pants  Chastity pants
18 Dec 77 High-born ladies
25 Dec 77 [No edition this week]  Observer not published
OBSERVER COLUMN TITLE O P VBM / TCB / GTB TITLE REMARKS
01 Jan 78 Tellie’s olde rubbishe  Olde rubbishe
08 Jan 78 Soap opera parable  Doors
15 Jan 78 Rose Bowl battle
22 Jan 78 The Arts! The Best!  Melly’s golden stream
29 Jan 78 Stand by for gunge  Good hang  TCB merges some 29 Jan with 26 Feb content
05 Feb 78 Top of the pops
12 Feb 78 Mao and Miao-yu
19 Feb 78 Bad jokes, blind eyes
26 Feb 78 Visions for Nelly  Good hang  TCB merges some 29 Jan with 26 Feb content
05 Mar 78 [No column submitted]  Clive James on assignment in Japan
12 Mar 78 [No column submitted]  Clive James on assignment in Japan
19 Mar 78 Swamped by the samurai
26 Mar 78 Better than nothing
02 Apr 78 That sinking feeling  Tragic finish
09 Apr 78 Case of Torynitskyn  Personal freedom
16 Apr 78 Rumpled Rumpole
23 Apr 78 Talking horse sense
30 Apr 78 The Bad Old Sounds  Not by any means full
07 May 78 Mere mortal Mans
14 May 78 [No edition this week]  Observer not published due to strike
21 May 78 Plantagenet Place
28 May 78 Mr Most fires his Revolver
04 Jun 78 Ballroom baloney
11 Jun 78 Chewing the sporran  Chewing the sporran
18 Jun 78 Lad from Stratford
25 Jun 78 They’re Going MAD!  Something of themselves
02 Jul 78 Wonderful Wmln
09 Jul 78 Desperate about Dan
16 Jul 78 Liberated Sisters  Unbearable suffrage
23 Jul 78 Carry on Creating  Carry on creating
30 Jul 78 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
06 Aug 78 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
13 Aug 78 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
20 Aug 78 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
27 Aug 78 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
03 Sep 78 [exists but orig. title unknown]  Green beef  Obs review section missg, TCB temp subst
10 Sep 78 Road to Auschwitz  Holocaust
17 Sep 78 Boredom enigma  Manganese nodules
24 Sep 78 The Pinter sisters
01 Oct 78 Horowitz in his heaven
08 Oct 78 Wuthering Depths  Wuthering depths
15 Oct 78 Our bionic hero
22 Oct 78 Achtung! OTRAG!
29 Oct 78 Wilde and Whistler Show  Wilde and Whistler
05 Nov 78 A case of the jitters  Voyage of the Beagle
12 Nov 78 Blood and guts  Blood and guts
19 Nov 78 Tearful occasion  Howareowebees
26 Nov 78 Getting away with murder  Dr Beckman’s apparatus
03 Dec 78 Existentialist actor  Jean-Paul Kean
10 Dec 78 The fantastic voyage  Island of the stud tortoises
17 Dec 78 Disco dementia  The flying feet of Frankie Foo
24 Dec 78 Alpine idiocies
31 Dec 78 Sound of Julie  Underneath her wimple
OBSERVER COLUMN TITLE O P VBM / TCB / GTB TITLE REMARKS
07 Jan 79 [No column submitted]  Clive James on assignment in Rome
14 Jan 79 Banker Barkworth
21 Jan 79 Freezing situation  Freezing fog situation
28 Jan 79 Gorgeous variety  Life on earth
04 Feb 79 Crumbling Crowd  Exploring the Medium
11 Feb 79 Enoch’s answer
18 Feb 79 The true artists
25 Feb 79 For good measure  No credit for Puccini
04 Mar 79 Squirrel Nuttgens
11 Mar 79 Belfast dreamer  Kodswallop
18 Mar 79 The sorry Serpent
25 Mar 79 [No column submitted]  Clive James on assignment in USA
01 Apr 79 You gonna know!  You gonna know!
08 Apr 79 Sense of justice
15 Apr 79 O’er col and cwm  That’s right, yeah
22 Apr 79 Of Bach and Berg
29 Apr 79 Super-snookers
06 May 79 Swingomania  Busy old night
13 May 79 Lashings of style  Zorba the Hun
20 May 79 Football funnies
27 May 79 The great Lenya
03 Jun 79 Undying Hope  While there’s Hope
10 Jun 79 The Great Hwan
17 Jun 79 Votes for Babs
24 Jun 79 The work of Satan  Not the chief
01 Jul 79 Days of Dan  Carpenter the Rain King
08 Jul 79 Last British Hope  Immaculate length of Borg
15 Jul 79 Baebius lives!  Baebius lives!
22 Jul 79 Nucular Gold
29 Jul 79 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
05 Aug 79 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
12 Aug 79 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
19 Aug 79 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
26 Aug 79 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
02 Sep 79 Great stone!  I’m a star!
09 Sep 79 Hail and farewell
16 Sep 79 Plonking purgatory  Plonking
23 Sep 79 The genuine jogger  Joggers
30 Sep 79 West wins through  Black dog
07 Oct 79 Marginally better
14 Oct 79 Carry on Trekkies!  Negative, Captain
21 Oct 79 Harold and Harry  Really terrible
28 Oct 79 Monster’s return
04 Nov 79 Sorry, Quaterfans!  Maging a moggery
11 Nov 79 Lord, deliver us  Mother of Shirley Williams
18 Nov 79 Beauty and the Beeb  Miss World and Mrs Mao
25 Nov 79 Getting in a panic
02 Dec 79 All the Anthonys  All the Anthonys
09 Dec 79 In deepest Dallas  Out to lernch
16 Dec 79 Dashing downhill  Quite slim indeed
23 Dec 79 St Vitus’s gospel  St Vitus’s gospel
30 Dec 79 Santa and the Seed  Santa and the Seed
OBSERVER COLUMN TITLE O P VBM / TCB / GTB TITLE REMARKS
06 Jan 80 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
13 Jan 80 School for scandal
20 Jan 80 Cultural divisions
27 Jan 80 In the doghouse  Scoop it!
03 Feb 80 Question of quality
10 Feb 80 Blake’s balderdash  Face your dog
17 Feb 80 Power-house Frank  Ultimately and forever
24 Feb 80 The British Miracle  Cold gold
02 Mar 80 The washed-up cat  Washed-up cat
09 Mar 80 Woodhouse walkies  Woodhouse walkies
16 Mar 80 Beautiful bear-hug  Tanya talks Russian
23 Mar 80 Shadows in Ulster  Three famous, three high
30 Mar 80 God help Europe  Your brain’s got it wrong
06 Apr 80 Flashing frost-bite  Nude bathing in Britain
13 Apr 80 Master of the world
20 Apr 80 So long, Jeanne-Paul  Moral imagination
27 Apr 80 Armless in China  All fingers and toes
04 May 80 Blitzed by the ATS  Oodnadatta Fats
11 May 80 Going with a bang  How do you feel?
18 May 80 The girls — and Len
25 May 80 Cutting a fine caper  Master stroke
01 Jun 80 JR bites the dust  Someone shart JR
08 Jun 80 Chaos situations  Idi in exile
15 Jun 80 Football fanaticism
22 Jun 80 This sporting life
29 Jun 80 Bouncing raindrops  Hrry Crpntr
06 Jul 80 That little bit extra  Borg’s little bit extra
13 Jul 80 What a gentleman!
20 Jul 80 Rampant Dallasitis  Big-time Sue
27 Jul 80 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
03 Aug 80 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
10 Aug 80 Back to Rameses  There is no death
17 Aug 80 Donging the gong  You tested the gyroscope?
24 Aug 80 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
31 Aug 80 Cash of the Day  A horse called Sanyo Music Centre
07 Sep 80 [No column submitted]  Clive James on assignment in USA
14 Sep 80 Lethal frivolities  This false peace
21 Sep 80 Deep-sea spaghetti  Bottom of the sea
28 Sep 80 The master builder  Bouquet of barbed haggis
05 Oct 80 Torture by Telethon  Thank you, wow
12 Oct 80 High-speed maggots  Fast maggots
19 Oct 80 Heart of the matter  Donor kebab
26 Oct 80 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
02 Nov 80 Mary and the facts  Very lovely salver
09 Nov 80 Night of the blues  Good lug
16 Nov 80 The talking ducks  I am a tropical fish
23 Nov 80 Taming Rod’s tiger  Not psychic myself
30 Nov 80 Heroes on wheels  Back in showbiz
07 Dec 80 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
14 Dec 80 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
21 Dec 80 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
28 Dec 80 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
OBSERVER COLUMN TITLE O P VBM / TCB / GTB TITLE REMARKS
04 Jan 81 Pumping out pulp
11 Jan 81 Womb with a view  Yes sir, that’s my foetus
18 Jan 81 Auschwitz nightmare  While the music lasts
25 Jan 81 Heavy with Snow  Snow job
01 Feb 81 Mass in the crevasse  Mass in the crevasse
08 Feb 81 Robin and the bullets  Ferry funny
15 Feb 81 Turning bright yellow  Paint it yellow
22 Feb 81 Bomb-happy Colonels  The Colonels are nuts
01 Mar 81 On the Charles trail  Wedding announcement
08 Mar 81 An admirable Adriana  Bovis and Basil
15 Mar 81 [No column submitted]  Clive James on assignment in New York
22 Mar 81 The Whacky World  Whacky world of weather
29 Mar 81 Exporting our secrets  Beastly to everybody
05 Apr 81 Fingers on the trigger
12 Apr 81 English as she is sung  Actual flow
19 Apr 81 Fun ride in space  Hail Columbia!
26 Apr 81 The Grand Inquisitors  Steve doesn’t smoke
03 May 81 The Chinese connection  Ho ho!
10 May 81 From Levin to Leakey
17 May 81 Instant horror
24 May 81 No joking matter  No kidding
31 May 81 Snap judgments  Three dots for suspense
07 Jun 81 Just good friends  Two goals down
14 Jun 81 Prejudicial fury  Forbidden kiss
21 Jun 81 Satirical shots
28 Jun 81 The SS criminals  Them again
05 Jul 81 Dan’s winning lob  Dan’s winning lob
12 Jul 81 [No column submitted]  Clive James on assignment in New York
19 Jul 81 The riot reports  Heavenly pink light
26 Jul 81 Mr Bellini’s Britain
02 Aug 81 The Day the World Watched  Wedding of the century
09 Aug 81 Load of Bagwash  The Bagwash speaks
16 Aug 81 Amok in the Med  Lindi’s built-in barbecue
23 Aug 81 To have or have not  Ideological intervention, man
30 Aug 81 [No column submitted]  Clive James on holiday
06 Sep 81 Strong medicine
13 Sep 81 To hell with him  Speer checks out
20 Sep 81 The wasp way  Hot pistils
27 Sep 81 Flights of fancy
04 Oct 81 Blinding flashes  Blinding white flash
11 Oct 81 Revolting jokes
18 Oct 81 [No column submitted]  Clive James on assignment in Las Vegas
25 Oct 81 [No column submitted]  Clive James on assignment in Las Vegas
01 Nov 81 The nose trick  Borgias on my mind
08 Nov 81 [No column submitted]  Clive James in Australia
15 Nov 81 [No column submitted]  Clive James in Australia
22 Nov 81 Fanatic devotion  A man called insipid
29 Nov 81 Unsubtle signals  Signals from the void
06 Dec 81 Grotto-Blotto  More Borgias
13 Dec 81 Agitprop artists
20 Dec 81 Dance of gold  Midwinter night’s dream
27 Dec 81 [No edition this week]  Observer not published
OBSERVER COLUMN TITLE O P VBM / TCB / GTB TITLE REMARKS
03 Jan 82 Walkies out West
10 Jan 82 A man of iron  Man of Marshmallow
17 Jan 82 The ultimate sin  Nobody understands all
24 Jan 82 Hamming it up
31 Jan 82 Ding dong bats  Rebarbative reverberations
07 Feb 82 The wrong note  Guardians of party orthodoxy
14 Feb 82 The railway trio  Terms of reference
21 Feb 82 Sent to sleep  Spirit of Bishop’s Stortford
28 Feb 82 Marvels of Minder  Make mine Minder
07 Mar 82 Better than ever  Rumpole recollects
14 Mar 82 Hill Street Joys  Ernest Hemingway Schopenhauer
21 Mar 82 Brilliant banality  Stop treading on the rug!
28 Mar 82 India to Hillhead  One last look  Clive James’s farewell column
 
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Updated 2nd May 2024